WDTJO 

Why Did That Just Occur? Used as an exclaimation like wtf or OMG. Used by people smarter than to used cliched words like that.

Person 1: Sam just hit Steve with a dictionary!
Person 2: WDTJO?

WDTJO by Mockstairwell January 17, 2008

wdwjoafb 

Wdwjoafb Stands for Why don't we jump off a fucking bridge They're a group chat for the band called "Why Dont We"
They're an unproblematic, loving, funny, and accepting gc, so basically the opposite of wdwf (why don't we fart)
Their Twitter ACC (@wdwjoafb) is super funny, it makes you smile and laugh everytime

Person 1-"Do you know wdwjoafb"
Person 2-"yeah they're that super funny gc"

wdwjoafb by Jonah Marais :) October 24, 2017

witjoit 

originating from The Darkside. A joint that can only be rolled by a champion Joint roller. Used in the beating of cake eaters, cunts and muppets.

I used the Witjoit on the fucker.

witjoit by Alice January 3, 2005