W-mas 

(wh' mus)
The holiday season directly preceding X-mas.

This generally begins sometime after Black Friday/Cyber Monday when you are forced to attend the first Christmas Party of the season. It doesn't end until Christmas Day.

It encompasses all the crap that you have to do in order to prepare for X-mas: shopping, cooking, office parties, visiting your in-laws, etc.

I got us a bottle of wine for W-mas. Let's have a taste before we head back to the mall.

Dude, is that the new iPhone?
Yeah, my mom let me have it early. Happy W-mas to me!

W-mas by rcrsanders February 25, 2011

F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton) 

Standing for: For Whom The Bell Tolls this is a somewhat cover of the Metallica song of the same name. The cover was created by dronemetalists Sunn O))) (pronounced sun).

I hate Lars so much what a d-bag he makes me want to listen to F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton) all day long!

rip cliff burton

F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton) by joshjoshjoshjoshjoshjoshjoshjosh April 20, 2008

Suicidal masturbation w Lauren 

When you want to end your life but instead of ending your life you aggressively masturbate for 47 minutes while FaceTiming someone named Lauren (its gotta be 47 minutes exactly) to distract yourself from your thoughts

"God I really wish I was dead"
"Have you tried Suicidal masturbation w Lauren?"
"Not yet, I'll get on that"

Suicidal masturbation w Lauren by zacattack September 16, 2019

Mason W.W. 

The super nerdy, sexy, hot guy, that knows everything about everything. He has beautiful brown hair and blue eyes. Every girls thinks he is the hottest thing in the world and just want to have sex with him.

He is so hot like"Mason W.W."...

He is such a "Mason W.W."...

Mason W.W. by HOOOOYY_YYAAHH!!!!!! December 13, 2017

Ramadan fi masr haga tania w el ser fel tafasel ramadan fi masr gher el donia ta3mo zay ta3m el nile

Ramadan song

Bro, I really like that Arabic Ramadan that goes like ''Ramadan fi masr haga tania w el ser fel tafasel ramadan fi masr gher el donia ta3mo zay ta3m el nile''

Ramadan fi masr haga tania w el ser fel tafasel ramadan fi masr gher el donia ta3mo zay ta3m el nile by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 1, 2025

Nutshot 

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009