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Voyeuristic 

"I'll be watching you."

-Sting
(Sting) "Hi, I'm Sting and I have Voyeuristic tendencies."
(Group) "Hi, Sting."
(Sting) "I will follow you every 12th step you make...every bathroom break, every roofie you take, every orgasm you fake... I'll be watching you."
(Group) (**distant sound of crickets chirping***)
Voyeuristic by JeepinGypsy January 13, 2017

voyeuristic shopping

deriving satisfaction by watching others buy various things in the market.
He is a skinflint and hardly goes shopping in a chic market; however, he visits such a market so as to enjoy himself by watching other shoppers. In other words, he likes voyeuristic shopping.

Screen-voyeurist 

Screen-voyeurist – a person actively practicing to observe personal life of people through spying on their screens in public transport, office or at home.

When traveling in public transport, observer’s view unwittingly falls on the screens with the personal life inside out. “My sweet cat, I’m coming”, the owner of a smartphone is typing a message, someone next to her is sending a personal SMS, somebody on one side is “liking”, on the other — is mindlessly poking in Secret. The same picture takes place in the office: person unwillingly becomes an observer of personal life of virtually every screen; someone’s Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat etc. and personal photos catch the eye.
– Hey! Are you a spy or what?
– Huh?!
– You're watching what I'm doing on my iPhone all the time!
Sorry... Can't do anything with it. View is unwittingly falling there – I'm a screen-voyeurist.

voyeurific 

A reality TV show that everyone watches and loves.
Amber on Big Brother admitted to being an addict last night. It was so voyeurific I couldnt turn if off.
voyeurific by Amy Sheil August 12, 2007

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026