Top Definition
A skin condition on the hands/fingers, usually looks like rough skin, or possibly even hundreds of tiny warts. Common in people with sweaty palms. Not contagious or problematic.
"Holy crap did you see all of mikes Vortues?"
"Yeah they're getting pretty bad"
by Jimmytree October 27, 2011

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