Von Schnitzel 

The Von Schnitzel tank was a feared weapon in WW2. Created by "Von Schnitzel" himself, this tank features the powerfull "Pleskinshoota" capable of destorying enemy tanks with one round.

I am the von schnitzel tank.
Javoleh!

Von Schnitzel by vonschnitz September 25, 2005

Von Schneizel 

basically a pretty cool guy who looks a bit porridgey

guy 1: omg have u seen mr podge?
guy 2: nah bro, y?

guy 1: he’s such a Von Schneizel now.

Von Schneizel by silkraven August 16, 2022

Von Schitzenpants 

The commissioner of a fantasy football league that comes last every year. Often, their partner forces them to trade all their good players. This means they are known for collusion.

If I don’t win this week I’ll feel like a Von Schitzenpants.

I can’t believe you Von Schitzenpantsed again!

I’m not worried this week.. I’m playing Von Schitzenpants.

Von Schitzenpants by Divorce Court November 9, 2024