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Vomegranate 

The drink of Champions. A combination of Vodka, Lemonade and Pomegranate Juice that will (after a few) either make you keel over and die, or turn you into a super pirate ninja type thing. It's lovely anyhow. Try it. Mmmmmmm.
I was thirsty and fancied something different, so tried a Vomegranate. I woke up in Thailand, wearing only a sheet and clutching a picture of Noel Edmonds. A good night, then.
Vomegranate by idlemichael May 8, 2006
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Pomegranates 

Why are you looking this up? Did you look this up after you looked up pineapple? Whats next? Pear? Stop searching up fruit you idiot.
Random teacher on vine: NO POMEGRANAETS! NO NO NO NO NO POMEGRANATES!
Pomegranates by Everything_Bad January 15, 2020

Rub my tits like pomegranate 

Rub boobs and tits firmly in a sexy and horny way.
Hey dude. Please rub my tits like pomegranate.

Pomegranate 

An awesome fruit where you suck on the seeds, then either spit them out or swallow them. They make your hands pretty dirty, though
This Pomegranate is awesome. It's so sour and sweet and yummy.
Pomegranate by Honjo Norgen October 9, 2005

Pomegranate 

the colour of Jared Leto's mohawk
It's not pink, it's pomegranate!
Pomegranate by urbankitten April 14, 2011

Pomegranate 

The annoying punchline to every joke (good or bad).
"And you know what he said next?"
"What did he say?"
"Pomegranate!"
"POMEGRANATE?! Aww, man!"
Pomegranate by mtrenchfan April 27, 2012

pomegranate 

better than the apple

if you eat a pomegranate your dick will grow 10 inches
pomegranate by Pomegranates>Apples September 14, 2021