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When a man finishes and cums on the (boring, or sex comatosed) womans face. As she is distracted and trying to clean her face, the guy reaches for the lamp, strips the electrical cord, and shocks/electricutes the (boring or sex comatosed) woman. Bam!
Dude, Blah blah was so boring last night in the throw, I had to act as sex defender of the universe. I Voltroned her...
Voltroned by TH3 MiNI August 29, 2012
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Voltron Season 7 

The season that killed the fandom.
"Have you seen Amy yet?"
"Oh, you haven't heard? She watched Voltron Season 7."
"OH! That explains her disappearance."

Voltron Legendary Defender

A Netflix series about a huge robot made of five smaller robot lions. These are piloted by teenagers that are fighting the evil Zarkon in an attempt to save the universe.
"GONNA GO BINGE WATCH VOLTRON LEGENDARY DEFENDER, BYE"

Voltron Season 8 

The last season of Voltron that will either kill 💀 us all, set us free 🌬, or leave and empty void 🕳 in our hearts ♥️
“Voltron season 8 is going to make me cry”-literally everyone at this point
one of the greatest anime shows from the 80's to reach America

still shown on cartoon network's Boomerang channel at about 10:30 EST
guy 1: "You wanna hang tonight?"

Guy 2: nope Voltron's on

Guy 1: oh thats right that show Pwns
Voltron by SuperNerd64 January 30, 2009
An annoying fanboy....

Who is obbsessed with anything with Japanese footage that goes into Amercian television and tries to ruin anyone's taste in anime and kills the fandom.
They are also crappy Photoshop editors who likes to kill everyone's backgrounds with pictures of themselves and their families. They repopulate in numbers and will show up at the first wiff of things related to super sentai or anime.

They circle in on other artists like buzzards.
"Look it's a Voltronz1 buzzard!"
A show that will mess with your heart strings until all that's left is expensive merch and ships that will probably never happen

Fall in love with a cast of characters which have all contemplate suicide and two of the characters have already attempted.

A show that kills of it's gays and has the best/worst fandom in the world.
Thing 1: Oh hey, have you seen Voltron?

Thing 2: Oh yeah, I binged all 65 episodes/ 7 seasons (that were out at the time of the writing of this definition) in the span of an hour, surviving off of the sheer hope that Keith won't die and that Lance turns out to be bi. I have spent my whole life savings on posters, t-shirts, pins, and whatever else they sell.Stress is currently my caffeine, fight me.

Thing 1: *backs away slowly*