Someone who is a closet weenie toucher and who gets off on spending the night in cemeteries looking for ghosts and getting fisted by long fingered alien dudes.

A person that insults you for not taking their hobbies seriously and gets pissed off and threatens to kill you when you attempt to defend yourself.

The counter part to a Jean Vogel.
Can you believe that douche? He totally Vogeled out on us about our ghost tour.

While I was walking through the park last night, some guy tried to Vogel me about gay fisting.

At Easter this year, my grandma was talking about pulling a Jean Vogel and her sister started Vogeling on her about her mu-mu.
by judbgrdmchn June 26, 2006
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FUCKER; slang dutch. From the Napoleons reign, Napoleon required the population to create a last name (last names we're not in use at that time in Holland), and this was one of the names chosen as a joke, that stuck!
John Doe Vogeler; Hey look at that fucker!, hey fucker
by ahrnvbfhiu December 5, 2007
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1) When a lonely upperclassman gets a freshman drunk and they hook up.

2) When an upperclassman takes advantage of a drunk freshman.
1) Look at that freshmeat... Ima be pulling a vogel here.
2) look at that silly drunk freshie... ima pull a vogel tonight
by ilovewafflesandpancakes April 4, 2011
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A person that will forever bring out the worst in people... You call her "Sierra Mist". She is a criminal...
EW! YOU'RE LIKE SIERRA VOGEL!
by Dookie Butter Balls September 22, 2022
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An absolute beast bench pr 390 lbs

Goat teacher
If you meet him you will laugh
Vogel gets lots of chicks

Vogel is mr steal yo girl
invented vogel squat

Vogel: "Form first "
Absolute hot man
Corbin: Man Steve Vogel is sooo hot

Carson: I know his muscles are ginormous
by Vogel squad leader February 1, 2022
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Inspired by Steven Vogel, a term used in weight-training to describe the motion, or rather, lack of motion in the squat lift. Starting at an angle of 180 degree angle from feet to ass, the Vogel squatter proceeds to bend his knees to form a 177.2 degee angle in a spastic, nearly unnoticeable motion. The Vogel squatter also emits a loud yell to assure that everyone is watching his awful lift.
Loni-"Tim Riebe told me he squatted 460 lbs. yesterday."

Andy-"That kid has got balls in his asscrack... I guarantee he Vogel squatted it."-
by Stallis' Finest January 20, 2005
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