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1.
The female equivalent of whiskey-dick. When a woman has had too much to drink and although her libido is strong, her vagina don't work.
Jane was at the bar all night drinking appletinis. She went home with Rob, but when they got down to it, she succumbed to the vodka-box.
by tov84 December 20, 2010