Fleischman's vodka 

n.
The cheapest vodka sold at most grocery stores. Tastes and smells like -and may actually be- rubbing alcohol. Can be used to make respectable jungle juice or screwdrivers.

Wow, I don't know which tastes worse: the Fleischman's vodka or the Montezuma's tequila.

Fleischman's vodka by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

Burnett’s vodka 

Are you in college or an alcoholic? If so, you have come to the right place. Burnett’s vodka is the definition of gas station liquor.

Have you ever drank gasoline (if not, it tastes like shit). Burnett’s vodka would make a great analogy to gasoline. It is painful to drink, but at the end of the day it will do the job. Your mouth will taste like shit, but the rest of your day will be amazing after consumption.

Extremely affordable and basically a gift from god. Never buy a handle for over $15 again!!

It was a shitty day so I went home and made love with my beautiful handle of Burnett’s vodka

Burnett’s vodka by Bigdickjg July 9, 2019

Gordon's Vodka 

Deliciously cheap vodka in a plastic bottle. The bottle even has a handle! Tastes like death but after the first two or three shots, well, you don't really care, do you. Interestingly enough, this is also when you stop caring about the 2005 election and start singing awesome '80s hair metal songs. Smells like nailpolish remover, probably tastes like it too, but for $12 a bottle how could you go wrong?

Dude, I'll sell you what's left of my Gordon's for $10. Ah, screw it: let's just drink it tonight.

Gordon's Vodka by lizzi May 19, 2005

Barton's Vodka 

Vile, disgusting vodka that is only mildly tolerable after being ran through a pitcher water filter and mixed with cheap ass mixers.

"Dude, this Barton's Vodka isn't too bad after the filter!"

"Your liver will still still hate you tomorrow."

Barton's Vodka by MrShadySack February 24, 2012

because vodka, that's why 

because vodka, thats why.

Greg: Hey dude, why'd you fuck my sister and my mom in a threesome?
Asshole:Because vodka, that's why

because vodka, that's why by XXXCalvin_Klien69_360No_ScOpEr July 15, 2016

Vodka Shits 

When you wake up the morning after taking shots like a mf badass and you have got to take a serious shit that ususally ends up watery and painful.

"Dude, last night was lit asf but these Vodka Shits got me fucked up, fam"

Vodka Shits by Magfastha May 22, 2016

vodka sludge 

the result of a night on the vodka. a painful anal leakage.

"i was on my way to class but had to turn back for a vodka sludge."

vodka sludge by Pseudonym78 October 17, 2008