Vocaboner

The state of arousal caused by a conversation with somebody who is articulate, eloquent, and considers internet chat short forms, to be a serious cock punch to the Queen's English.

Despite some hilarious references, there is no mention of the word "vocaboner" in ACT II of The Tempest.

Her poignant rebuttal to an argument laden with conventional wisdom, gave me a raging vocaboner.

Vocaboner by My name is already being used. December 9, 2008

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vagaboner

The wandering boner of a promiscuous male.

Steve: "Dude, I've had such a vagaboner this week."

Marty: "How many girls did you sleep with?"

vagaboner by Carlton Philmore May 19, 2009

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Vocaboner • vagaboner • Cocaboner

vagaboner

An erection with no place to call home. Sometimes dirty or carrying baggage. Usually appears listless and unfulfilled.

"Dude, I was totally gettin' busy with Julie last nite and she started her period. Toatally left me with a raging vagaboner, bro."

vagaboner by KLRD PPL July 19, 2012

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Cocaboner

Cocaboners.:ie:adjective: When a rock hard boner is covered in cocoa. Or in excrements.

Dude. My cocaboner is so hard.

Cocaboner TIME!

Cocaboner by Cucumbers Are Legit. March 13, 2011

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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