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A fail hacker who has a lot of school smarts, however is not smart on the street. Usually avoids drugs and alcohol, but creates his own in his basement using scientific knowledge. He is also somebody who enjoys licking fuzzy buckey-balls (The 32 C variety)
See the guy with the big fuzzy tongue? He's a Vitez!
by bigcack21465 April 28, 2011