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A person who has "upgraded" to Windows Vista just because the upgrade is available. Upgrading to Vista, arguably a worse operating system than XP, is actually downgrading, and therefore, "upgrading" makes you stupid, or retarded.
John always needed the latest software, and when he upgraded windows, he became a Vistard.
by Shishire April 15, 2007