a high school in vista, ca where you get the steriotypical people. the cheerleaders are sluts. the band people are nerds. the evil teachers are actually as bad as we make them sound. the good teachers are awsome and get fired beccause the administration thinks that they have too many undeserved good scores when the truth is that we actually LIKE the class so we actually try....... the perverted people are really gross. the class clowns are funny. the stoners are always as high as the day is long and want you to be high too.
Person 1: Dude, do you go to Vista High School?
Person 2: Ya.
Person 1: Which cheerleaders have you slept with?
Person 2: Which ones have'nt i slept with is the real question........
Person 2: Ya.
Person 1: Which cheerleaders have you slept with?
Person 2: Which ones have'nt i slept with is the real question........
by menagerie_master March 30, 2011
A school dominated by Asians, both smart, dumb, and in between, where parents murder you for grades, where tests are a huge huge huge huge huge part of your grade, and also projects, where the Juniors are the dominating class, where there are a couple hundred clubs, interesting schedules, an odd mix of personalities and nasty attitudes, a place where you will get back stabbed for the hopes of getting a good grade, and where the Matadors live.
It's located in Cupertino, California, Fremont District.
Oh and our football team sucks.
And it's not Monte. It's Monta. Dunno why.
It's located in Cupertino, California, Fremont District.
Oh and our football team sucks.
And it's not Monte. It's Monta. Dunno why.
@Monta Vista High School
Kim: CRAP I GOT A A-. IMMA DIE.
Chen: WHAT ABOUT ME? I GOT A 98%! MY PARENTS ARE GONNA BE SO MAD I DIDN'T GET A 100%!
Girl 1: Like, god, that Guy1 is hot! You should date him!
Girl 2: Nah, I rather like that Guy2. But Guy3 likes me too. Phooey.
Kim: CRAP I GOT A A-. IMMA DIE.
Chen: WHAT ABOUT ME? I GOT A 98%! MY PARENTS ARE GONNA BE SO MAD I DIDN'T GET A 100%!
Girl 1: Like, god, that Guy1 is hot! You should date him!
Girl 2: Nah, I rather like that Guy2. But Guy3 likes me too. Phooey.
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by kellyswag December 7, 2012
The best school in Ahwatukee. Also, known as the school with really hot girls and a small amount of guys giving it a ratio of 10:1. Half the kids in the parking lot have nicer cars then the teachers, which makes it easy to see that the kids get anything they want from mommy and daddy. School spirit is less then mediocre, even when our teams kick ass. Its basically overpopulated with smart kids, and Asians who get perfect SAT scores. And to top it all off Senior year is pointless, and everyone can't wait to get the hell out...
by Julie and Kim!! February 9, 2005
The better of the two high schools in Baldwin Park. filled with plain janes and average joes. Has a good wrestling team but football sucks. everything else is meh.
by meow_meow_meow February 4, 2012
the richest school in tukee .. where the girls are all taneroxics and abercrombie is a major addiction. Every kids car is worth more than your parents. The guys think their tough shit and over half smoke themselves out daily. The other half of the school is extremely smart kids who make the school look just fantastic .. with perfect SAT's and adv. calc classes .. Desert Vista normally dominates in sports and still has little school spirit
by BMILLES February 10, 2005