Violent Crime 

1-Criminal act in which the perpetrator uses or threatens to use violent force upon the victim.

2-iTunes new pricing system.

1-Man, this bitch came up to me and beat my balls with a crowbar. That's what I call violent crime.

2-Wow, I had to pay $1.29 for that new Brittney Spears song. Since when was she worth $1.29? Violent crime, man, violent crime.

Violent Crime by 3xoskeleton January 13, 2010

Happy Violent Crimes Day 

Its the holiday for those fed up, disgusted or just plain tired of Valentines Day. Some people do commit these acts on Valentines Day but we don't suggest it.

Instead of celebrating Valentines Day we will say Happy Violent Crimes Day instead. Someone will act this out for receiving wrong gift, or no gift at all. Especially if said person has no one to share this day with.

Happy Violent Crimes Day by PhoenixRa February 2, 2009

violent crimes apologist

A person who apologizes to a violent criminal who is incarcerated.

She's such a flawed violent crimes apologist.

violent crimes apologist by Mr. Robotron March 31, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016