Vigar

A type of parasite that is passed through the sniffing of other peoples sneezes. Symptoms include semi-retardation, intense body odour and the ability to see through time. Also known as Vigasitis and VTD.

Whats wrong with him?
He came down with a serious case of Vigar last week
......ew

Vigar by ballbag66 December 23, 2011

Eliza Vigar 

A person who usually steals people's kidneys and drinks their alchohols. Is usually very obese and is usually accompanied by an even fatter twin.

Whoa, you gained weight! You're starting to look like an Eliza Vigar!

Whoa, you're drinking too much alchohol! You'll end up like Eliza Vigar!

Eliza Vigar by ThunderCunt 2: Thundercunter May 9, 2019

Viagravation 

When you take Viagra before a date and the date never shows up, but you're stuck with a boner for 4 hours.

That lady caused me viagravation last night.

Viagravation by Fat Mike of NOFX June 15, 2015

Viagratarian 

Someone who really enjoys the feeling of blood pumped to his penis. A Viagratarian will generally masturbate upto 2-3 hours a day using several online cam sites. A Viagratarian will also be seen on local chat-sites "for teens" holding one hand into a mobile device whilst the other "jacks-off vigorously into a bathroom mirror". At this point the audience will capture a relatively small but "pumped cock" making it's way to climax. To a Viagratarian this is a huge turn on. Women tend to click next immediately after seeing a Viagratarian perform penile stimulation.

Gemma: Did you just see that guy on Omegle "Cock all out"?

Emma: Yeah, like total Viagratarian. He kept showing me his small cock!?!..., Disgusting!

Gemma: Yeah so many Viagratarians using these sites!

Viagratarian by CannabisKings March 28, 2019

Grand Viagra 

A Suzuki Grand Vitara driven by an impotent man, transvestite or cross dresser.

Did you see that couple in the Grand Viagra? Bet he struck a hard deal on it.

Grand Viagra by DroopyNuts69 January 5, 2019

Nature’s Viagra

A young woman who is physically attractive and has a pleasant disposition.

Frank needed ed medication to have sex when he was married. But now that he’s divorced and has a hot girlfriend he says he doesn’t need it any longer. She’s nature’s viagra!

Nature’s Viagra by Chad Apollo March 5, 2021

vicarious embarrassment 

The very uncomfortable sympathetic feeling experienced while you watch someone else embarrassing themselves. This feeling is often intensified when the person embarrassing themself is not aware of how embarrassing their behavior is. In this case it is more like you are feeling the embarrassment on their behalf.

George: OMG, dude...this talent show is killing me. The fat girl dancing to 'Ice, Ice, Baby'...
Dude: I know man, I know...all the wrong things are jiggling--
George: --And her dancing! Everyone is laughing and she just keeps going. It's like a trainwreck right now. I don't even want to watch!
Dude: Total vicarious embarrassment right now, man.
George: Ugh. Let me know when it's over.

vicarious embarrassment by cuntwurst November 17, 2011