Vigar
A type of parasite that is passed through the sniffing of other peoples sneezes. Symptoms include semi-retardation, intense body odour and the ability to see through time. Also known as Vigasitis and VTD.
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Eliza Vigar
A person who usually steals people's kidneys and drinks their alchohols. Is usually very obese and is usually accompanied by an even fatter twin.
Whoa, you gained weight! You're starting to look like an Eliza Vigar!
Whoa, you're drinking too much alchohol! You'll end up like Eliza Vigar!
Whoa, you're drinking too much alchohol! You'll end up like Eliza Vigar!
Eliza Vigar by ThunderCunt 2: Thundercunter May 9, 2019
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Viagravation
When you take Viagra before a date and the date never shows up, but you're stuck with a boner for 4 hours.
Viagravation by Fat Mike of NOFX June 15, 2015
Viagratarian
Someone who really enjoys the feeling of blood pumped to his penis. A Viagratarian will generally masturbate upto 2-3 hours a day using several online cam sites. A Viagratarian will also be seen on local chat-sites "for teens" holding one hand into a mobile device whilst the other "jacks-off vigorously into a bathroom mirror". At this point the audience will capture a relatively small but "pumped cock" making it's way to climax. To a Viagratarian this is a huge turn on. Women tend to click next immediately after seeing a Viagratarian perform penile stimulation.
Gemma: Did you just see that guy on Omegle "Cock all out"?
Emma: Yeah, like total Viagratarian. He kept showing me his small cock!?!..., Disgusting!
Gemma: Yeah so many Viagratarians using these sites!
Emma: Yeah, like total Viagratarian. He kept showing me his small cock!?!..., Disgusting!
Gemma: Yeah so many Viagratarians using these sites!
Viagratarian by CannabisKings March 28, 2019
Grand Viagra
Grand Viagra by DroopyNuts69 January 5, 2019
Nature’s Viagra
Frank needed ed medication to have sex when he was married. But now that he’s divorced and has a hot girlfriend he says he doesn’t need it any longer. She’s nature’s viagra!
Nature’s Viagra by Chad Apollo March 5, 2021
vicarious embarrassment
The very uncomfortable sympathetic feeling experienced while you watch someone else embarrassing themselves. This feeling is often intensified when the person embarrassing themself is not aware of how embarrassing their behavior is. In this case it is more like you are feeling the embarrassment on their behalf.
George: OMG, dude...this talent show is killing me. The fat girl dancing to 'Ice, Ice, Baby'...
Dude: I know man, I know...all the wrong things are jiggling--
George: --And her dancing! Everyone is laughing and she just keeps going. It's like a trainwreck right now. I don't even want to watch!
Dude: Total vicarious embarrassment right now, man.
George: Ugh. Let me know when it's over.
Dude: I know man, I know...all the wrong things are jiggling--
George: --And her dancing! Everyone is laughing and she just keeps going. It's like a trainwreck right now. I don't even want to watch!
Dude: Total vicarious embarrassment right now, man.
George: Ugh. Let me know when it's over.
vicarious embarrassment by cuntwurst November 17, 2011
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"