by JackRosa July 27, 2021
1: This is an overhead stretch that is usually done with a smug look on one's face.
2: A stretch that must be done to help contain how awesome your victory is, i.e. silent bragging.
2: A stretch that must be done to help contain how awesome your victory is, i.e. silent bragging.
After owning the shit out of that dude in some 1 on 1, my sore muscles enjoyed a nice victory stretch.
by Kildaru~treo March 1, 2015
When you claim victory & are sore about everyone denying your victory. Even though the reality is you lost. Despite doing everything possible, fair or unfair, to win.
by Ol'D. January 30, 2021
A school dedicated for the education of Christian values. They center their education around the bible; the staff's mild sexism, covert racism, and blatant homophobic attitudes will truly make you feel right at home.
And even though the school is in a poor area, I can't think of a single time that there has been any outreach to struggling families. In fact, they dedicate most of their money to contribute to the impressive church, and haven't bothered to update any of the student facilities since 1994.
And they tried to cover up a girl getting raped by a janitor.
And even though the school is in a poor area, I can't think of a single time that there has been any outreach to struggling families. In fact, they dedicate most of their money to contribute to the impressive church, and haven't bothered to update any of the student facilities since 1994.
And they tried to cover up a girl getting raped by a janitor.
"I love how the bathrooms smell at Victory Christian School, and I've always felt respected by their staff."
"Haha, wait, are you being serious?"
"Haha, wait, are you being serious?"
by Iwassuicidalbeforeitwasironic February 2, 2019
An absolute draw, or stalemate; Otherwise used to flatter oneself after a close competition where one did not necessarily lose, but cannot rightfully say they won.
“Hey man! I heard you got into a fight yesterday! Did you win, or what?”
“It was a pretty tough fight, but I think I pulled away with a french victory.”
“It was a pretty tough fight, but I think I pulled away with a french victory.”
by Virum_Vixen July 13, 2023
See also: “Dutch Surrender”
A scenario where the outcome of a contest is clearly unknown, but the individual involved (typically a Dutchman) is distracted by an innocuous task and exits abruptly without warning, but later claims victory.
Possible Historical origin- Battle of Gasselterboerveenschemond, where the Dutch infantry fled during a Wallonian military advance in order to “Head home to oil their windmills.” Yet later claiming victory in the history books.
A scenario where the outcome of a contest is clearly unknown, but the individual involved (typically a Dutchman) is distracted by an innocuous task and exits abruptly without warning, but later claims victory.
Possible Historical origin- Battle of Gasselterboerveenschemond, where the Dutch infantry fled during a Wallonian military advance in order to “Head home to oil their windmills.” Yet later claiming victory in the history books.
I’ll take $200 Guilder for passing go and now I must leave to put new lacquer on my shoes.
But we’re in the middle of Monopoly.
I still win, I have the most hotels.
Typical Dutch Victory…..
But we’re in the middle of Monopoly.
I still win, I have the most hotels.
Typical Dutch Victory…..
by DoubleDutchman December 15, 2021
a dance made when the editors on urbandictionary finally approve the word gravponics on their site. Since I have defined the word in its most basic form as it is just a portmanteau of 2 words. Ive also noticed that sometimes just because its funny they get approved.
When urban dictionary finally adds gravponics as a word on their site, i will dance around and sing i win, i win, i win, i win. That is the essence of the gravponic victory dance. Also see gravponics confusion and gravponics connundrum which also dont get approved no matter how funny i make these terms, urbandictionary wont approve it.
by doublestandarddems April 19, 2013