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Vialli's 

As seen on supersize vs. superskinny.
The best kebab house in all of Leamington Spa (hell yeah, they even have awards to prove it), perhaps all of Warwickshire.
Better than Mr. Kebabish (they give you food poisoning), and definately better than the north leamington fish bar who cum in the mayonnaise and leave pubes in the pizza.
Just off Victoria Terrace, it's run by a bunch of friendly Turkish dudes with funny accents who like to ask "You want fries with that??" and actually make what you order, no forcing shitty salad into your burger here, oh no.
Opperating under a mysterious businessman known only as Mr. Vialli, they Specialise in burgers and kebabs, but they also do chips, pizzas, vegan option (dubious looking salad), and much more. To accompany this they offer a wide choice of condiments including brown sauce, ketchup, bbq, mayo, salsa, 'special' (mystery) sauce, and also topping such as cheese and bacon. Offering all this at reasonable prices makes Vialli's a prime destination after a night on the lash/pull at evolve, smack, etc (open hours are like 11am-4am mon-sat)
*A&B leave evolve at 3am*
A: Shit, I'm gonna be so hungover tomorrow, I need something tasty and filling to soak up the alcohol... kebabish?
B: Hell no, Mr. Kebabish is a fucking amateur, let's go to vialli's where the hygiene standards are at least vaguely acceptable
Vialli's by Fatty McFat-Fatison March 23, 2009
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Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons

A famous Italian American pop band from the early 1960's to late 1970's. Two of the member are brothers. They are all from Newark New Jersey. Their music pleases the girls. Frankie Valli went solo in the late 1970's early 80's.
Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons are all playas. Their music is for them hoes in New York State.

Siri valli 

A beautiful girl with spectacles. She says she has many friends but only likes 2 of them the most. Her voice makes you get out of a coffe shop. She's Cringe but cute.
Siri valli 's only friends are hasini and amartyan!
Siri valli by Herobest06 June 6, 2022

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026