A place in Northern New Jersey where you can get a fuck load of pot, fuck ugly goths, and try and find niggers of our 25,000 population there is about 10 niggers. Also all the bitches are ugly.
Hey Joe! Lets goto Vernon and get high, then bang some ugly chick!
by Vernon Local, RDSG May 8, 2006
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A old guy who is in love with himself and never fails to show it. Vernon is the type to forget your name and call you something based on a key topic in a conversation or his brain will overload. Vernon loves shiny things. Vernon was a window licker as a kid and now made a career out of it.
“Oh that’s Vernon he licks windows it’s a normal thing it will stop in a little bit.”

“Vernon please stop wearing my dresses.”
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by Meww24 July 16, 2021
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a small city in florida (also known as washington county) where people aint afraid to walk around barefoot, swim in the creek, and eat fried chicken-even if your white. itsa country ass town where people party in boots and shorts and walk around with dirt in their nails...but we dont give a fuck! this is our town, and WE run this shit!!!
yeah, we smoke weed around here, but we dont call it "smokin on vernon" for damn sure...
by *~your sweet angel~* December 10, 2010
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1. a small town in sussex new jersey that has nothing other than snowboarders, pot, want to be snowboarders, and pot, if you enjoy and of the above please come to vernon and you will see how much fun it is
2. can also be used as a derogatory comment such as, bitch, ass, shit, and hoe
You better shut up or I'll vernon on your face.
When you dress like that you look like a dirty vernon.
That looks like the inside of my vernon.
Ew, thats disgusting you gross vernon.
by Rasheed Scott June 14, 2006
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a place where you see wives wearing their husbands shirts and missing teeth.
person 1 : look at that ugly woman wearing her husbands shirt.
person 2 : yeah wtf shes missing two front teeth
person 3 : and she smells like pot. she must be from vernon.
person 1 : duh. stupid vernon.
by jerseyistheplace September 18, 2009
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noun: pot. not a drug, a gift.
I need more vernons, i'm soberin' up!
by meloc June 2, 2005
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A guy that is usually a guy called hamishs best friend
But vernon secretly hates hamish
Never wants to be around him

Fake friends
Vernons also a word for gay
Omg your boyfriend hit me with his purse hes such a vernon!
by ImSexyBABY June 13, 2010
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