It's basically a really pretty town with 25,000 people. The people who write bad things about Vernon are actually rich, high kids from Sparta. Sparta is Vernon's enemy town. How pathetic is that? They are so freaking competitive that they ACTUALLY write stupid stuff on a website about us.
If you go to Sparta, you will see rich kids smoking pot on the sidewalks of their white picket-fenced yards. They try to take the heat off of themselves by planting stupid lies about Vernon.
Vernon kids are actually reasonable people who don't sit on their lazy asses and smoke while watching MTV. They actually go to Mountain Creek or to Maple Grange, where they play sports and exercise.
When you go to Vernon, you'll see the dopest kids in NJ. Their high school is known for its excellence in sports and the students' voices being heard. Their opinions are vauled, and their superiors listen to them and do their best to treat them as individuals. Possibly the best school in the united states.
"I know, I live there."
person 2 : yeah wtf shes missing two front teeth
person 3 : and she smells like pot. she must be from vernon.
person 1 : duh. stupid vernon.
2. can also be used as a derogatory comment such as, bitch, ass, shit, and hoe
When you dress like that you look like a dirty vernon.
That looks like the inside of my vernon.
Ew, thats disgusting you gross vernon.