A Medium Sized City In British Columbia, Canada. Also Know As Wine Country. About An Hour Away From The Bigger City Of Kelowna
Dude, Vernon Has One Of The Crappiest Malls Ever! There's only 120 Stores!
by Paigasave August 30, 2007
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EXTREMELY hot black guy. shower AND a grower. super sexy, hella crazy at parties, and smokes weed more than he breathes.
that boy is such a VERNON!
by vernonlover123 June 26, 2011
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Abbey: I Don't Like Vernon! It's So Ugly! I Want To Move To Mahwah!
Abbey's Mom: Well, Not Today Sweetie.
by Handle Here April 28, 2018
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A handsome young man who is athletic and has dreams and goals and is also one of the most amazing men on the planet. Vernon looks to provide for his future family and friends. His heart is gold and to leave him would be a big mistake.
Friend: You know Vernon?

Ex-Friend: I used to know him I made a big mistake letting him out my life
by VernonSmith1223 December 20, 2016
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a small city in florida (also known as washington county) where people aint afraid to walk around barefoot, swim in the creek, and eat fried chicken-even if your white. itsa country ass town where people party in boots and shorts and walk around with dirt in their nails...but we dont give a fuck! this is our town, and WE run this shit!!!
yeah, we smoke weed around here, but we dont call it "smokin on vernon" for damn sure...
by *~your sweet angel~* December 10, 2010
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1. a small town in sussex new jersey that has nothing other than snowboarders, pot, want to be snowboarders, and pot, if you enjoy and of the above please come to vernon and you will see how much fun it is
2. can also be used as a derogatory comment such as, bitch, ass, shit, and hoe
You better shut up or I'll vernon on your face.
When you dress like that you look like a dirty vernon.
That looks like the inside of my vernon.
Ew, thats disgusting you gross vernon.
by Rasheed Scott June 14, 2006
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A town in sussex, nj.
It's basically a really pretty town with 25,000 people. The people who write bad things about Vernon are actually rich, high kids from Sparta. Sparta is Vernon's enemy town. How pathetic is that? They are so freaking competitive that they ACTUALLY write stupid stuff on a website about us.

If you go to Sparta, you will see rich kids smoking pot on the sidewalks of their white picket-fenced yards. They try to take the heat off of themselves by planting stupid lies about Vernon.

Vernon kids are actually reasonable people who don't sit on their lazy asses and smoke while watching MTV. They actually go to Mountain Creek or to Maple Grange, where they play sports and exercise.

When you go to Vernon, you'll see the dopest kids in NJ. Their high school is known for its excellence in sports and the students' voices being heard. Their opinions are vauled, and their superiors listen to them and do their best to treat them as individuals. Possibly the best school in the united states.
"Vernon is awesome"
"I know, I live there."
"LUCKY!"
by dontmesswiththis September 6, 2012
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