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a unique American state, bordering the Canadian province of Quebec. For a few years during the Revolution Vermont was an independent republic. Vermont has Lake Champlain (known for the Champ monster), the picturesque Green Mountains, snowy winters, cool people, clean air, and of course, its famous maple syrup industry.
On a Sunday I drove from Montreal to St. Alban's Bay, Vermont because I had never been to New England before. At the border is a sign that says "Welcome to the United States, Bienvenue Etat Unis". A nearby sign welcomes you to Vermont. I took a few shots of the Green Mountains panorama and the Champaign lake. I didn't see the Champ, however. When I returned to Canada the lady border patrol officer smiled when I showed her the bottle of Vermont syrup I got for my mom.
by rock'n'roller April 10, 2007
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Disregard the cutesy stuff (maple syrup, skiing, cheese, ice cream). Vermont is a state comprised of 50% trust funders (wannabe hippies, skiers, political activists from New York state) and 50% hillbillies that serve the trust funders' every whim. Vermont sucks slightly less than New Hampshire in that it is not totally bereft of cultural diversity. Vermont is a great place to live if you are wealthy and can winter somewhere else (well except for driving up from Westchester county to stay at your condo for some skiing on occasion).
Like, dude, I had to spend $8000 to keep my 1979 Volvo 240DL running. That was almost a tenth of my entire monthly trust fund check. I thought that I might have to cut back on my weed consumption but Dad paid for it. I only had to renew my promise never to return to Pound Ridge from Vermont.
by twinstates September 16, 2006
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Also known as YUPPIE LAND. The "Vermont anomaly" is a case in which people convince themselves that a higher cost of living provides a greater quality of life. Those who work 1.5- 2 jobs just to keep up with the Jones' are subject to this anomaly. With Saabs and Volvos in the driveway one feels above the rest of society paying $300k for a home and land only worth about $100k. The real Vermonters consider these folks transplants as more than 95% of them are and contest that they are "Vermonters". Crime rate is rampant even "friends" in Vermont will try to make a buck off of you, and the schools aren't any better than anywhere else. And for open minded peace loving people they are are Dicks and are quite judgmental wondering why no others wouldn't want to move to Vermont. Well the reason is because of people aka douche bags, like yourselves. So when you are complaining of not having time or money or you're too tired ask yourself if your quality of life really is better. All Vermont really is is an overlandscaped New Jersey. How do ya like that?
Vermont is also known as upper Westchester........
by callingoutyuppiesandfriendswho October 04, 2012
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Vermont, a place with a bunch of hillbillies and hippies live, there are more cows than people, and half the people here dont use deoderant and colonge,
Person 1 - Hey are you from Vermont
Person 2 - Yea Why?
Person 3 - You smell, are you not using deoderant?
by nananananananananananananana July 17, 2012
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Definitely not like how the other people have said. I live in VT and honestly it's boring. The people are all fairly annoying and the same.(no offense, just my opinion)The Winters are hell on earth. The only VT music act i've seen live or heard of is Phish. Smart people are hard to come by, most of Rutlands IQ is below the average December temperature. Oh, and Goshen has some of THE WEIRDEST people you will EVER meet.
Tony and Sewie Story as told by my cousin. True too.
Tony and Sewie were off to steal wadiator at the goshen dump right???
Tony: Sewie! wait here and watch for cops while *mumbleImumble* steal wadiator!
Sewie waits and waits and waits and waits. Cop comes up.
Cop:What are you doing here Sewie???
Sewie: I watch for cops while Tony Steal Watioaor!
Well, that's vermont for ya!
by ms. randompants February 01, 2008
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The most boring place on earth. If you take out Burlington we are all basically living like amish. Burlington is cool with the music, hippies, and weed, but besides that the rest of us are living like our cows. P.S. We are over populated and over run by cows.
Man 1: Dude, what do you want to do?
Man 2: We can go to the music clubs in Burlington!
Man 1: We don't have the tech to go to Burlington. We have never seen a car before.
Man 2: F*CK, I hate Vermont!I guess we have to spend all night milking cows.
by peaceflower April 16, 2010
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a state where weed burns like gasoline and where it snows like a bitch. basically the best damn place in the world other than the rich flat landers and jews that now own all the mom and pop stores and the rich bastards in the state house that wipe the asses of all the rich jews. overun with smoked out hippies, subarus, and hicks its the coolest place on this fucking earth!!!!!!!! 802 represent bitches!!!!
bob: sally lets move i hate jew york i'm sick of being mugged every day.
sally: sweet heart lets move to Vermont.
bob: i dont know honey, i dont really want to be ass raped with taxes and yelled at by a bunch of rich kikes.
sally: your right sweet heart lets just pack a bowl and think of some thing else.
by jake magizatch bizatch November 28, 2007
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A land of magical wonder, filled with people so high that they don't realize they are actually in CANADA. Sure they have great skiing and wonderful mountain ranges, but they are fucking CANADIAN. Curling is NOT a real sport, so take your monopoly money and go buy some football cleats or something.
Person 1-Hey, have you met that chick Kelly?

Person 2-Oh, isn't she from canada?

Person 1-Ya, Vermont.
by TheAlbinoRhino September 22, 2010
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