Venitis

(stems from the Spanish word, "vener," which, literally translated, means "to come."

a disorder in which an English speaking person who hears, types, or merely says the word "come" thinks/types/writes the obscene "cum." Sufferers of venitis span all demographic groups of English speakers. There is no known cure at this time.

Lady 1: "These are being given away in AS IT IS CONDITION on first-cum-first serve basis."
Lady 2 (offering commentary): "She clearly suffers from Venitis."

Venitis by Weasel11 July 31, 2009

Vegitism 

The way of life followed by the laziest of people.

if the jews get all theirs holidays off, i shouldn't have to work everyday. im a strict follower of vegitism.

Vegitism by Snips November 27, 2003

Ventism 

If you’re a Venti you probably are into dragons and can be a complete waste of time. However in the end everybody still thinks your a girl

“Hey did you hear what religion the new kid is?”
“What religion?”
“Ventism”
“Yikes”

Ventism by rengokusflaminhotcheetos November 1, 2020

ventisexual

When you're in love with venti from genshin impact

A:" Hey whats your type in men?"
B:" Oh i'm Ventisexual"

ventisexual by Fredsbabe December 31, 2020

Venatism 

Venatism is a small religion based on an idea that your whole life is a game. What is what you are seeing is actually just what someone else is seeing through a screen. This would imply that life is not real, and that you are just a character in a unique game called life. The word, Venatism, is based on the Latin word, venatus, which means game.

Bobby: What religion are you?
Griffin: Oh, Venatism.

Venatism by IG1879 September 4, 2016

ventismaid 

the best person ever they are perfect in all sorts of ways and nice

ventismaid is the best

ventismaid by toshirotard March 26, 2021

ventisdeadbardfriend 

they LAUGHED at me when I was having a crisis, but likes a3 so it cancels out ig 😅🤣🙄😶😬🤨

person 1 : who’s ventisdeadbardfriend
person 2 : someone who stans Yuki from a3 and WILL LAUGH A T YOU WHEN YOUR IRLS FIND YOUR ACCOUNT

ventisdeadbardfriend by hatsunebarbara.com April 17, 2021