Guess what? You're dead upon setting foot to this shithole of a country.
Venezuela used to be beautiful, until economic depression kicked in, and crime rates soared. Those who had ever visited Venezuela never lived to tell the tale ever since.
by Anon100k May 14, 2016
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BEAUTIFUL country... but... a fucker for a president.. let's get real and stop listening to nateddi he/she is a fucker and a liar, probably getting paid by the government for supporting them!
Eres una muerta/o de hambre maldita/o puta/o!!!!!!!!!!!! Sabes que son unos tramposos!!!!!!! y tambien sabes q solo le vas a chavez porque te da real!!!!! ya lo van a pagar! y yo me voy a reir cuando se los lleven a todos presos!!!! ASESINOSSSSS!!!!!!!!
by FUERAcHAVEZ!!!!!! October 7, 2004
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The most beautiful country in the world, with the most beautiful beaches. Lovely accent, and lovely people. In Venezuela, you find the hottest and kindest people in this world. Venezuela is known as a very happy country.
- hey! have you been to venezuela?
- yeah dude! it's the most beautiful country in this world!
by andreac123 January 27, 2012
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A country lead by Carl Marks that kills 100 billion people a year and no IPhones. Yet people still think communism is cool!
Communist: I'm a communist

Capitalist: But Venezuela no Iphones 100 quantillion dead
by Supreme Leader of Fucking March 20, 2021
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A country assfucked by the United States of America who recently failed in getting rid of the current Venezuelan leader by supporting a massive military coup. Chavez is back in power, and by no means Gandhi himself (a Fidel Castro more likely), he was elected by the people, and the people should make him go, not the USA who only wanna exile him so the next fucker can sell them oil. Chavez has boycotted giving oil to the US, and readily supplies it to Mr. Castro, and makes trips to Cuba so him and Castro can have hot oily sex on the golf-courses, while 80% of his people back home die of poverty.

It is a beautiful country, and the 4th largest oil producing country in the world. Part of OPEC, but has stopped exporting oil of late due to stupidity of President. Which is why the US want him gone.

Maybe one day Venezuela shall rise to its true potential and feed all its hungry children, but until then, the best it has is a regular spot in Miss Universe.
Watch "The Revolution Will Not Be Televised" (www.chavezthefilm.com) - probably one of the best things ever put on television. But be objective, Chavez is not an angel himself. The country needs an angel.
by DJ May 23, 2004
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