A girl jerks you off while you wear a blanket as a wizard robe. She must use both hands as if grasping a hilt of a sword, pulling it from the stone. As you ejaculate, she points your dick at your own chin, giving you a drippy white beard.
by electrical discharge March 15, 2014
In Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, when examining the tank, Heinskitz Velvet was the name that Ace made up when talking to the reporters.
by Makecheeze June 11, 2009
5 members who does NOT have a bad song. Not one okay, and also. Stream Zimzalabim their new M/V. They debuted on August 1, 2014 with Happiness.
by ;gguk June 19, 2019
by Margaret April 6, 2004
Any locale, esp. a smaller city, with few opportunities for career advancement that traps its inhabitants with its laidback lifestyle.
by cheeky March 18, 2005
by AmPlefU June 23, 2009
An extremely good blow job involving mouth, hands, tongue, all working together in fast extreme motions like a hurricane but soft like velvet for great pleasure. Pretty much the most amazing thing ever. Porn star grade head. Definitely as good as sex. End result is loud moaning and extreme body tension and pulsating.
-"Dude that was like the best head I've ever gotten. It was like a... velvet hurricane!"
-"I definitely just got a velvet hurricane. It was awesome!"
-"I definitely just got a velvet hurricane. It was awesome!"
by John the Baptist 69 May 19, 2011