Vegtiality

sexual relations between a person and any part of Nature. common to bestiality, only with plants.

tree, plant, vegetable, etc.

Jack: where you just...
Suzy: having sex with that bush? yess.
Jack: wow.. VEGTIALITY!

Vegtiality is not unethical if there is no harm or cruelty to the plant.

"There is some evidence that vegtiality was particularly reviled because of fear that it would produce monsters..."

by Zile-11 September 16, 2006