Veggie Wedgie

The act of giving a vegetarian or a vegan a wedgie.

-Beef?

-No thanks, I'm a a vegetarian.

-Did you say vegetarian?

-Yes...

-VEGGIE WEDGIE!!!!!!

by bahbahbahbahbahshadoobiedoo January 21, 2010

Veggie wedgie

The act of stuffing supermarket produce up one's ass.

"Honey, I'm stopping at the Farmer's Market on the way home. I'm in the mood for a veggie wedgie!"

by ICSHialeah August 6, 2009

veggie wedgie

A person who likes to have sex with vegetables/ has a fetish for vegetables.

Look at the size of that marrow she's got. I think she's a bit of a veggie wedgie

by Laulylou January 28, 2009