vegemite

the only thing australians are legally allowed to eat

australian 1: oi mate, want some peanut butter?
australian 2: hide that shit mate. you dont want the fuzz to catch us? dont be waving the goods around like some maniac?
Australian 1: oi yeah mate we better just have some vegemite instead.

by Jojo_siwas_hairline February 14, 2022

vegemite

Definition as rewritten by one of those alluded to North Americans . . . correcting the TYPO:

A semi edible dark brown paste. Traditionally used by Australians to disgust FOREIGNERS. Highly effective on North Americans.

"Try this Chip, It's called vegemite. It tastes like nutella".

by Annie Nonimus December 25, 2017

vegemite sandwich

Slang for a yeast infection, especially for girls.

"Bro I was going to go down on her but it smelled and looked a bit funny."
"Sounds like a yeast infection."
"You mean a vegemite sandwich? lol"

by __RedFox__ May 16, 2022

Vegemite beans

The small bits of poo that fall out when your constipated

OR

The pebbles of shit that poor out your urethra after anal sex (gay)

Oh man I need to eat more fibre, having some really bad Vegemite beans!

OR
Oh man me and my bro kyle last night got down and dirty! Regret it now though with all the Vegemite beans I’m pissing out!

by Reerooter August 30, 2022

vegemite alley

aussie defination for anus.

kev wants to stick his dick in sandy's vegemite alley.

by toomuchforwords July 2, 2013

Vegemite Day

The 26th May
A day of celebration for the Australian National Spread - Vegemite!
its common for people on this day to only eat with vegemite,

"Hey Mate, you ready for Vegemite Day?" "Sure am mate"

by Tr0uBlz3 February 22, 2023

vegemite scroll

Australian slang : When you do a forward tumble roll while shitting yourself. Like a pencil roll only nastier. Often unplanned.

Did you see that tripper do a tumble roll down the hill? Yeah mate but it went full Vegemite scroll, wasn't pretty.

by Rem_sleep October 1, 2019