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Coffee addicted homosexual from Seattle, WA. Loves democrats, liberal politics, men (especially gays), cleveland steamers (on themselves), tossing salad, OKC Thunder, and little boys. Vocabulary consisting of Dude, No, Rad, Rog, Shred, Gnar Gnar Pow Pow, and Profanities. Often found wandering the streets with a confused look on their face or in front of a juke box or Itunes changing the song every 10 seconds.
I caught this Varnum trying to play hide the sausage with a schnauzer.
Varnum by Nick Varnum February 12, 2010
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A short, awkwardly dressed dog and pig molester who searches for random encounters at spinx gas stations
The cops cornered a Varnum at spinx last night but he shagged two pigs before they caught him- goat scrumper--
Varnum by Dsafddd November 15, 2016
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Varnum Stupid 

(noun) When you say something so unbelievably dumb, most people would think you are joking.
Those opinions on Bernie Sanders are Varnum stupid.
Varnum Stupid by starkunn May 31, 2020
Slang term from programmers for taking a dump
I'm going to take a VarDump, brb back
VarDump by Weirdtopia January 7, 2013
Th Vernum kid sucks
vernum by Hahhaahhaa October 6, 2020
Varnam is very cool guy. He is actually funny but sometimes will make very cheap jokes that will define him. The guy name varnam is usually found with Fat body. If you have Varnam as your friend or you just know him try to stay away from him as he might injured you.
That boy don't know how to play cricket is he varnam
varnam by Abababababababab February 22, 2024