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1. Varnado (pronounced Var-Nuh-Dough) is a village in Washington Parish, Louisiana, United States. The population was 342 at the 2000 census. It is part of the Bogalusa Micropolitan Statistical Area.
2. The world's best last name. Ever.
1. My grandma used to live in Varnado, but she moved to Baton Rouge.
2. My name's Kayla Varnado, and i'm amazing.
Varnado by thebestlastnameever February 18, 2009
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Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song)) 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses?
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))
The act of a woman quiefing during intercorse, causing a gust of wind to be shot up onto the mans penis in a twister.
It was all fun and games until her vanado caught me off gaurd.
vanado by dildosaur April 11, 2017

Laqutis Varador 

LOVE ME!

Latin translation, "DILIGO Mihi!"
Laqutis Varador - "LOVE ME! OR FACE MY WRATH!
Get'em SINAEA!"
Laqutis Varador by Random Tyrian November 21, 2006
Getting eaten out from the inside of the posterior and being oblivious to it.

(both figuratively and literally)

In 2007 Jared Kushner bought his satanic palace at 666 Fifth Ave. In 2011, 2 years after marrying Ivanka Trump, Vornado Realty Trust became 50% equity partner of the building. Jared now sitting high as his father-in-law, Donald Trump has appointed him in charge of brokering peace in the middle east and destroying ISIS (please read spearheading a religious war). America finds that corruption has been chewing on the insides of it's ass for years...milk and honey for everyone!
Also:
The Voice of Russia Tornado of Realty
David, while quite the Democrat, didn't notice the reverse Vornado he received late one afternoon men times.
Vornado by Gerry Khan April 6, 2017
When a woman gets so angry she gets crazy mad and rages like a tornado
My wife caught me in a lie and had a vagnado.
vagnado by viceland August 8, 2016