Street name for Vicks' Vaporub
Bro, I ain't feeling good, could you rub some varge on me?
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'Varg Vikernes' or 'Kristian Vikernes'. The man behind the band 'Burzum'. Vikernes was convicted for killing a member of the band Mayhem ('Euronymous') by stabbing him 26 times in the back. However Vikernes reveals in his memoirs that he infact stabbed him once in the head, and Euronymous simply stumbled onto glass. 'Snorre' (Also from Mayhem) was also convicted of assisting in the murder.

Vikernes is also a very appreciated Philosopher, and continues to write pieces of a nihilistic, pan-europeanist nature from his prison cell.
Man, Varg is so cool when he doesn't have that goatee.
by Chris James Tucker May 8, 2006
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Varg Vikernes- a member of the Norwegian metal band Burzum, and a convicted murderer of a fellow band member.

Also a popular alias used on neopets.com
"Did you hear Varg was on parole again?"

"Omg Varg how r u :*"
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to say something moderately normal followed up by the most insane shit you've ever heard
Fan~“Hey Varg, how can I conserve water to save the environment?” varg~"Leaving your water running as you wash dishes is very wasteful, it's not hard to turn off the faucet in between dishes. This is why I bathe once a month." Fan~“wow, I thought we could have a casual conversation but u Varged it instead”
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1.26 times in the back
2.To violate or able to violate someone while screaming like your being raped with a hot poker
1. I varged your mom last night
2. that guy looks crazy as a varg
by Gehenna February 28, 2006
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A large vagina. So large that when you insert your penis you cannot feel the envelopment of the walls.
Man, I fucked Sarah last night and she had a fucking varge! I couldn't feel a thing!
by vagvargas January 12, 2010
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Varg Vikernes was born Kristian Vikernes on February 11, 1973, outside of Bergen, Norway. known by the nom de plume Count Grishnakh during the early days of black metal in Norway, Vikernes was the man behind the one-man music project Burzum, and lately has become a prominent voice for Neo-Nazism. He is currently incarcerated for the 1993 murder of his former friend and member of the black metal-band Mayhem Øystein Aarseth (AKA Euronymous), serving a sentence of 21 years, the maximum possible in Norway. Euronymous published the first Burzum records, though the circumstances surrounding the reason for the murder are not entirely clear. Aarseth no longer had control of Vikernes' material, but Vikernes claims Aarseth had threatened to kill him and that his act was infact 'premeditated self-defense', which according to his own "Nordic" code of ethics was a perfectly viable reason. According to those who knew both, these claims are probably fictitious.
Vikernes is a proponent of the Ásatrú religion and believes it is a religion for all Germanic peoples. He helped create the Odalist movement & co-founded the 'All-Germanic Heathen Front' (although he is neither a member nor a leader). He is the author of several short works on his personal weltanschauung, namely 'Vargsmål' (lit. 'the speech of Varg'), 'Irminsûl' & 'Germansk Mytologi og Verdensanskuelse'. Vikernes interprets the old lore in a fascistic way and belongs to the leading heads of modern esoteric fascism.
He terminated his musical project that he continued from prison in 2000 due to the 'negative notoriety' which he believed he continually received from it as well as believing he was constantly misunderstood and misinterpreted by an 'ignorant' "fan" base that saw contradictions in either his outlook or how things he has said correlated to his outlook which he assures were never contradictive but simply novel & pervasive.
Vikernes has written lyrics for several songs by the band Darkthrone ("quintessence," "as fittermice as satan's spys" etc) that make use of characteristics from old Germanic folklore. In these, "satan" is brought up in the context of an 'eye' which is a source of light (i.e. the Sun) with mentions of a 'spear,' a 'hall of battle.' All of which are masked references to the Germanic god Odin as he has been identified by the Christian Church. This was done with the double meaning that Vikernes does indeed consider Odin the "Adversary" of Judeo-Christianity as they could understand it. This has been mostly mistaken as 'proving' that Vikernes was at one time a "Satanist" and therefore someone who cannot adhere to one line of thinking, but infact the case is that he is an artist as well as an ideologue. Vikernes has stated many times that he is entirely opposed to Satanism as he considers it a reactionary form of Christianity.
This man contradicts himself more than Tony Blair, whereas some of Vargs motions are inspirational some are complete and utter crap!
by chasmodai August 11, 2004
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