A slimy lying bastard that will cheat and blackmail others for their own benefit. Never trust a Vann.
by The Dumb Parrot February 23, 2020
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A unique word with many meanings. It means "Gate" or "Valve" in French, "Awesome" in Filipino, "Water" in Norwegian, and "Band" or "Hoop" in Finnish. The word "Vanne" can also be used as a name for any boy or girl, people with this name are often optimists.
French:
La vanne a éclaté aujourd'hui.
Norwegian:
Min søster og jeg kommer til å vanne plantene utenfor.
Finnish:
Saanko lainata että vanne omasi?
by I'm Dad January 3, 2014
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Someone you don't want to mess with, always wants to get things done his way. Usually short tempered and foul-mouthed.

From the last name of Samuel Jackson's character in the movie, The Man (2005)
Don't piss him off, man. That guy is so vann.
by speekdatroot April 2, 2009
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1. Is God in the flesh on Earth

2. Sent to rule over the inferior human race
3. Possesses a mastery of almost any skill
4. Has no chill
5. Bangs hot bitches for breakfast
Thank Vanne! I was almost in a wreck, but Vanne blessed me with life. Here, take my wife and daughter as offerings of my thankfulness. Praise Vanne!
by whoopassmcgee December 20, 2016
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a fat person, male. most likely between mid and late teens.
suck it vann. you lieing sack of vann.
by Anne Hadaway May 13, 2008
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An incredibly bad ass awesome son of a bitch mother fucker. If anyone knows a Vann, consider yourself touched by the very hand of God himself.
Hey I met a Vann Johnson yesterday!" "You lucky son of a bitch!
by TheOnlyAvester August 24, 2010
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That guy that always says the words. Hey Dhar Mann fam to start your morning to realize you have been kidnapped in his Dhar Vann.
Oh shit i have just been kidnapped in the dhar vann
by OhGodWhyOhNoAAAAAAAAAAA May 27, 2021
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