2 definitions by TheOnlyAvester

Top Definition
An incredibly bad ass awesome son of a bitch mother fucker. If anyone knows a Vann, consider yourself touched by the very hand of God himself.
Hey I met a Vann Johnson yesterday!" "You lucky son of a bitch!
by TheOnlyAvester August 24, 2010
Pronounced: (Loi tiqut low) A disease that originates from a bacteria, usually from lack of sleep and/or sleeping in a cold place. The bacteria migrates to the esophagus, were it lays dormant until a certain temperature is achieved. Once at approximately 52 degree (F), The bacteria "Awakens" and begins to multiply. The bacteria then causes the vocal cords to rupture. After the destroying of the vocal cords, the bacteria forms new ones and make you sound like Morgan Freeman or another awesome announcer.
Guy 1: "Dude your voice sounds so cool!"
Guy 2: "Dude, I have Liolitequtolwol..."
Guy 1: "Oh man, I'm so sorry..."
Guy 2: "I sound cool though, eh?"
by TheOnlyAvester October 26, 2010

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