While Noah was one for a little kinkiness every now and then, Josh definitely prefers his vanilla sex.

1. Among heterosexual couples in the Western world, vanilla sex often refers to the missionary position.
2. Among homosexual couples, it sometimes implies that the activity is non-insertive (i.e. intercrural sex, frottage etc.)

While I am usually one for the kinkyness, Vanilla sex fancies my taste every once and a while.

I dumped her cause all she wanted was vanilla sex, I like my chicks freaky!

Rebecca: "She did WHAT with Lebron? Eww. Why would she do that? That's gross."
Lamar: "Shut the fuck up. People who only have vanilla sex like you don't get to have an opinion about sex."
Rebecca: "I... am NOT vanilla!"
Lamar: "Yes you are. You ONLY ever have sex face-to-face, man on top, and always talk about that one time you did it from behind while you were spooning with Tyrese like you did some crazy thing. And you get disgusted any time people bring up fucking blowjobs or pussy-eating or anything, and you use that one time you blew Durrell for 3 seconds as proof that you know what you're talking about. And you only have sex, like, once or twice a month, at best, and you act like that's enough for anyone and get offended every time DeMarques wants to have sex more than that. That's the definition of vanilla sex."
Rebecca: "Okay, first of all, me and Demarques have a very satisfying--"
Lamar: "-- DeMarques hates your sex life."
Rebecca: "Oh really, how do you know?"
Lamar: "Oh, I don't know, cuz' he fuckin' TOLD me."
Rebecca: "So there's something wrong with me wanting to do what I'm comfortable with?"
Lamar: "No, but acting like other people are fucked up for wanting more and suppressing your disgust every time someone brings up sex that's not your bland nothingness-- like they're degenerates for not wanting to have bland vanilla sex like you-- is insufferable, and your relationship's gonna end because you're not willing to budge on this."

person A. "I got some last night."
person B. "Really, how was it?"
person A. "Meh, vanilla sex."
person B. "Awww. that sucks."

"I think I have a vagina fetish." "Oh no you mean vanilla sex."