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Vandercunt

A complete and utter doushbag. A loner whom honestly offers no positive input to anyone's they may be in. The kind of person that you get the constant inkling to fly kick in the temple.

Character traits include: Shit-talking, backstabbing, Poor in financial and intellectual terminologies, Ugliness, being a Cunt, being a fuckhead, being a spastic and generally a complete and utter loner.
Wow. Look at that fuckface over there! What a Vandercunt
Vandercunt by dailycuteboys October 8, 2013
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vundercunt 

A heinous and insipid bitch of Germanic root.

See also Ann Coulter
Ann Coulter is a vundercunt...
vundercunt by xinfernox September 3, 2006

voldercunt 

A beautiful name to call that person you utterly despise!
It’s the name for that vile, horrible person who’s name can not be spoken out loud.

Your Ex. Your boss. The ultimate villain in your life.
Urgh, I’ve got to see Voldercunt later.

Sorry, I’ve got to take this call. It’s Voldercunt.
voldercunt by RevoltingScallywag January 26, 2020

Vanderfunts

A big bald headed Caillou looking cripple who often thinks he's the boss but in reality, has no authority. He hobbles around degrading everyone in his path, and when drunk, will shit his pants. And no, he's not a billionaire like he claims.
"Man, I'm being a real Vanderfunts today, i should just go home and have a martini and cry"
Vanderfunts by liltayt May 4, 2023

vanderventer 

A Vanderventer is someone you'll want to keep around. They are a person who will never fail to make you laugh, and always captures the attention when they walk in a room. If they are a girl, they are most likely the 'It girl' of the social setting; if they're a boy, they are most likely ballin with some cash. They have no problem being honest and will put you in your place if needed, but it's all out of love.
"Look at all of that cash! They must be a Vanderventer"

"She's a Vanderventer, she's too good for me"

vanderputten 

A teacher who is a Pedo. Usually interested in younger girls
He must be a Vanderputten
vanderputten by JakeRabbit521 October 16, 2019

vanderlugt 

If you're ever feeling down and out just find yourself a Vanderlugt , you will surely feel better.
vanderlugt by Xxx123987 January 31, 2022
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