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Van-dick 

When youve been watching too many Jean-Claude Van Damme movies and you cant help but get up and fire random martial arts moves at who evers watching.
Person 1 Hey look at that guy doing that weird dance...

person 2 Nah hes just been to Universal Soldiers , he's just being a Van-dick
Van-dick by bennycnz March 30, 2010

Van Dick Arrid 

A God fearing man who is fearfully and wonderfully made, who kept pursuing Jesus' Christlikeness
Van Dick Arrid is an avid follower of Christ Jesus
Van Dick Arrid by v0ndyke June 8, 2021

dick van spacbert 

The name of someone when they are being a stupid dick
This girl was been such a dick van spacbert

Dick Van Dyke 

Dude that guy's a dick... or... she's a dyke!
Dick Van Dyke by A random guy April 27, 2003

Dick van Dupe 

aka Dick van Dyke Dupe

Waiting for an answer or an explanation where there is none.

Also as a kind of "Rick Roll".

Origin:
You are watching the "Today I found out"-channel and in the video today we look at that Time Dick Van Dyke was Saved by Porpoises While Lost at Sea. ..... We don't know exactly what happened because Craig Ferguson (Late late show) did not ask any follow up questions.
Why do we sleep? Scientifically speaking.
------ I don't know. Why?
- Nobody knows.
- I feel I've just been Dick van Duped

Guy wakes up after being hit by a car.
Bystander 1: "Are you OK? Do you know where you are?"
Bystander 2 :"Are you trying to Dick van Dupe him?"

dick van dyke 

The reverse of a fag hag -- a man with too many lesbian friends.
Chris is such a dick van dyke that he wouldn't know what to say to a straight girl.
dick van dyke by F3nyx May 11, 2006