When all thats dreary, depressing and other adjectives that start with D, in your life make you want to cut your ear off.
Bob: Yesterday, my credit card was stolen and i lost my job. And when I reached home, I found my wife in bed with the neighbour.
Bill: Dude that sucks. Life totally van goghed you.
Bill: Dude that sucks. Life totally van goghed you.
by AyeKnow May 5, 2011
A mentally disturbed artist who, among other things, created amazing and somewhat trippy art, cut his own ear off for his lover, helped bring forward the impressionism era of art and screamed at people.
Vincent van Gogh once shot himself in the chest, then walked home and smoked a pipe. Like a fucking boss
by Xeras February 3, 2012
(n) A vehicle that is missing one of its side-view mirrors, reminiscent of Vincent van Gogh's severed ear.
by smellyrock July 2, 2009
When your poop is so long that the tip of it grazes the underside of your ballsack while it’s falling to the bowl as if it was a brush stroke from Van Gogh himself.
I took the biggest poo of my life today. It was so long, in fact, that it gave me the Van Gogh Tickle.
by ThatGuy 915 February 27, 2019
1853-90
A dutch artist who while happy in childhood became grim, impoverished, melancholic and difficult-but he painted works that are now among the world's best known, best loved, and most expensive.
He came late into his artistic vocation, after years of unfulfilling careers, failed love affairs, poverty, and spiritual crises. His obsessive letters to his devoted brother, Theo, which often explain work in detail, formed the source material for the quickly emergent cult that continues to grow around him.
His style was self-taught, instantly recognizable, he used paint straight from the tube and applied it as thick as furrows. He distorted form and color in order to express inner feelings, moving away from the reproduction of literal visual appearances toward a symbolic and expressive synthesis.
A dutch artist who while happy in childhood became grim, impoverished, melancholic and difficult-but he painted works that are now among the world's best known, best loved, and most expensive.
He came late into his artistic vocation, after years of unfulfilling careers, failed love affairs, poverty, and spiritual crises. His obsessive letters to his devoted brother, Theo, which often explain work in detail, formed the source material for the quickly emergent cult that continues to grow around him.
His style was self-taught, instantly recognizable, he used paint straight from the tube and applied it as thick as furrows. He distorted form and color in order to express inner feelings, moving away from the reproduction of literal visual appearances toward a symbolic and expressive synthesis.
Vincent van Gogh ranks with Cezanne and Gauguin as the greatest of the Post-Impressionist artists.
"Portrait of Dr. Gachet" an oil painting by Vincent van Gogh sold in 1990 for $75 million dollars.
"Portrait of Dr. Gachet" an oil painting by Vincent van Gogh sold in 1990 for $75 million dollars.
by EmpressDaphne August 25, 2009
Nickname for Big Herc of the Prison Talk YouTube Channel. In a prior life, Big Herc was a porn star and was known for being a master of painting faces.
Big Herc: Oh shit! I'm gonna pop! You're gonna find out why they call me the Ghetto Van Gogh!
Elektra: Blow all over my face!
Big Herc coats Elektra's face with goo. She needs five towels to clean-up.
Elektra: So why do they call you the Ghetto Van Gogh?
Big Herc: Cuz I'm from the hood and a master at painting faces!
Elektra: Blow all over my face!
Big Herc coats Elektra's face with goo. She needs five towels to clean-up.
Elektra: So why do they call you the Ghetto Van Gogh?
Big Herc: Cuz I'm from the hood and a master at painting faces!
by ZXY&ABC July 8, 2020
When someone says something so goddamned stupid that you cut your own cock off just to slap them with it.
by Tipdock January 24, 2017