1. The "in charge" gal who drives the van on all of the lesbian group outings
2. Homosexual woman who drives the mini-van with the "I have two mommies" kid to school
(person 2 comes in and starts to interfere by changing the channel)
person 1: stop being a van dyke!
In this instance person 2 would be a van dyke.
Where it has derrived from: In Mary Poppins Dick Van Dyke used to interfere during Mary Poppins.
Mary Poppins: (singing)
Dick Van Dyke:Oh its so lovely!!!!!
this would continue until the end of each song.
Van dykes: (a group of van dykes)look at that gang of van dykes!
Van dyked:(to be van dyked)he is getting van dyked!
Van dyking:(to Van dyke) stop van dyking will you!
Van Dyker:(one who van dykes)he's a van dyker!
Note: If her eyes are closed and you have a friend nearby, have him take a turn, but don't tell her. Of course, then it will have to be called a Dick Sargent. Hey! I made a Bewitched television show joke!