Bending a girl over an ottoman and penetrating her from behind during intercourse. After you've climaxed, proceed to flip her over the ottoman the rest of the way, so that she lands on her back.
I love banging TV Land girls; they get off on van dyking.
Joe: How'd you get the shiner?
Pete: Well, I van dyked this girl last night, and she didn't appreciate it; so, she punched me.
Joe: How'd you get the shiner?
Pete: Well, I van dyked this girl last night, and she didn't appreciate it; so, she punched me.
by grandmasterpapasmurf January 18, 2013
A 'Van Dyke' is a variation of a goatee with a mustache, named after the 17th century Flemish painter, Sir Anthony Van Dyck (also spelled Van Dyke).
by Laddy July 29, 2004
guy- wanna go to van dykes?
friend- i dont even care if we get ice cream, lets check out the chicks.
friend- i dont even care if we get ice cream, lets check out the chicks.
by vandykesworker August 27, 2006
by The Cool Bomber October 4, 2018
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by Zabaida April 27, 2007
A Van Dyke is what someone gets on their chin while getting t-bagged. When draping your balls across some fine lady's nose, grind the ol' bunghole on her chin and leave a lil' something. Leave her a Van Dyke!
Note: If her eyes are closed and you have a friend nearby, have him take a turn, but don't tell her. Of course, then it will have to be called a Dick Sargent. Hey! I made a Bewitched television show joke!
Note: If her eyes are closed and you have a friend nearby, have him take a turn, but don't tell her. Of course, then it will have to be called a Dick Sargent. Hey! I made a Bewitched television show joke!
Debra got a little more manly while getting t-bagged by Ted. He did the friendly thing and gave her a nice Van Dyke to go with her schnozzola! Ted's too hype too wipe, so she got a really good one and was a real hepcat.
by Pete Henry April 27, 2006