In addition to the others listed,
1. Any government agency that "sucks the life" from the working class.
2. Any employer who expects your lifesblood for a miserly paycheck.
1. Any government agency that "sucks the life" from the working class.
2. Any employer who expects your lifesblood for a miserly paycheck.
1. This April the vampires are going to take the little I had left from my pay!
2. That vampire expects me to put in another five hours this week without comp time!
2. That vampire expects me to put in another five hours this week without comp time!
by Kathleen Pfeiffer April 2, 2006
Guy 1: So, my girlfriend asked me to eat her out last night.
Guy 2: So... you did?
Guy 1: Fuck no! She's on her period n shit. I ain't no fuckin Edward Cullen. I wasn't about go vampireing.
Guy 2: Good shit. Everyone knows periods = blow job city.
Guy 1: Fuck Yeah!
Guy 2: So... you did?
Guy 1: Fuck no! She's on her period n shit. I ain't no fuckin Edward Cullen. I wasn't about go vampireing.
Guy 2: Good shit. Everyone knows periods = blow job city.
Guy 1: Fuck Yeah!
by Not a Vampire August 10, 2009
When you have sex with a woman while she is on her period, and she finishes you by sucking her blood and your semen down her throat.
by Kooleek1 May 5, 2018
by QuimpGod69 July 16, 2020
In psychology, one who lacks interests, but rather lives vicariously through others' enjoyments. Often seen in those with narcissistic personality disorder and those suffering post-narcissistic stress disorder, using others' reactions to determine if one should be satisfied. Betrays a pathological self-denial and codependency, perhaps resulting from a demanding parent in childhood.
He was indifferent to his own orgasms. Being a vampire, he was never satisfied until she came several times.
Vampire boyfriend: I'm only happy when you're happy.
General Sternwood in "The Big Sleep," of having to enjoy drinking only by watching others do so: "A nice state of affairs when a man has to indulge his vices by proxy."
Vampire boyfriend: I'm only happy when you're happy.
General Sternwood in "The Big Sleep," of having to enjoy drinking only by watching others do so: "A nice state of affairs when a man has to indulge his vices by proxy."
by Crassius September 14, 2019
immortals that seduce their prey, which are humans, and then suck their blood. vamp = one that inhibits a dead corpse; which is why vampires in general have pale skin. the teenage gothic/goth scene has taken vampirism to a humourous and real but trendy level, which is why vampirism isn't taken seriously. ie; vampires aren't real. purely fiction of a demented irishman, bram stoker. but there are and have been murderers that have sprouted tales like dracula and nosferatu and are infamous for biting and/or knifing their victims and draining the blood. i've never heard of an asian vampire.
by andrea June 17, 2004
Anyone tall, with big lips who doesn't comb his hair. One who always has dark circles under his eyes.
by roflvampire December 22, 2006