A Valqueezer is a purple and red flightless bird most commonly found in rainforests in Indonesia. They are strictly vegetarians and have a diet of berries and other fruits. However, they are fairly rare and almost no sightings have been recorded by humans. The first one in 1929 and last one being in 2003, they are also thought to possibly be extinct thanks to habitat destruction by humans. One more fact is that they are fake.
Wow look! It’s a Valqueezer!

Damn, I wish Valqueezers were real!
by bonjovicanhaveme November 23, 2021
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