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A Valqueezer is a purple and red flightless bird most commonly found in rainforests in Indonesia. They are strictly vegetarians and have a diet of berries and other fruits. However, they are fairly rare and almost no sightings have been recorded by humans. The first one in 1929 and last one being in 2003, they are also thought to possibly be extinct thanks to habitat destruction by humans. One more fact is that they are fake.
Wow look! It’s a Valqueezer!

Damn, I wish Valqueezers were real!
by bonjovicanhaveme November 23, 2021
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A dick is what is attached to your damn crotch
Please put your dick in me!
I’m horny asf! Dick please!
by bonjovicanhaveme November 23, 2021
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Nave’s are the best jewish men in the world. Masculine, hot, and sexy, they enjoy rock music and play drums. Super smoking with jet black or dark brown hair. No shorter than 6’3
Woah Nave is so buff!
Damn I wish I could have my way with Nave
Nave please do me!
by bonjovicanhaveme November 22, 2021
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