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n.--someone who grew up in Valley Springs, and has the appearance and smell of a greaseball. They are raised to eat deer, drink beer, and love NASCAR. The Valley Rat species has dug a tunnel system that stretches a total of 300 miles. One Yankton kid was even seen getting sucked into their hole from the baseball field--this is the only recorded death caused by a Valley Rat.
If your friend doesn't wash his hair for 4 days, only talks about cars, and dresses in 80s rockband shirts; then he's probably a Valley Rat.
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Adjective or Noun.
Someone who resides in Lynn Valley, North Vancouver. Gets into mischief. Usually involves intoxication or other substances that should not be used by those under the age of majority. Wandering through the streets late at night in the community ignorant to the fact there are raccoons and black bears following you is a plus.
"Isn't Ted such a Valley Rat drinking through rain sleet and snow outside when there are black bears around. Let us go Valley Rat it up with him."

"Dude, don't mess with him; he's a Valley Rat."
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A resident of the Midland Valley area of SC, characterized by low class and even lower education. Women have buck teeth the size of rabbits and men have mullets. Generally god-fearing, rugged, individualistic freedom-loving idiots who shun loose women that turn them down. They believe federal aid to anyone but themselves is creeping socialism. Generally have an unattractive appearance, but once they open their mouths, its completely obvious if they are or not.
Yeah, he's such a valley rat. He's probably had that mullet since 1987
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Native Hispanic residents of the Texas Rio Grande Valley (Harlingen, Brownsville, McAllen) of presumed low socio-economic and educational status.
George Bush: Who are we going to get to build that wall for us.

Emily: We can hire those damn Valley Rats that are waiting in the Race Track parking lot. You can just pay them cash and not worry about taxes.
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