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1.
acronym for VAST ACTIVE LIVING INTELLIGENCE SYSTEM.
Valis is the hologram-projecting sattelite orbiting the earth that makes things seem as they are. Often mistaken for God.
The book VALIS by Philip K. Dick changed my life.
by Duke of Orlando March 27, 2004
 
2.
fantastic. a human being in perfection. wondiferous. spectacular in bed. can be used as a synonym with perfect. has all redeemable qualities ever thought of. very awesome. originates from the jungles of Serbia. a person in perfection.
Man 1: "Damn, that girl's spectacular in bed."
Man 2: "Yeah, she has all redeemable qualities. I met her in her hometown of Serbia."
Man 2: "She's so perfect, her name must be Vali."
by vali_is_fantastic_123 May 25, 2009
 
3.
A boy that sucks dicks 24/7 witch is usually gay and ginger he is a male whore every Vali is a male whore.
Tom:'' is that Vali?''
Emma:''yup hes 2gay2function''
by SEXYBITCH September 05, 2014