by Dylan Valenti E. November 21, 2003
by MEOWSMOOT123 April 26, 2018
Jessica Valenti has made assumption after assumption that when a woman accuses a man of anything, he must be bad, she must be truthful.
Without the need for evidence.
Without the need for evidence.
by Rogerdodgerer October 31, 2011
Collin Valenti, also known as hoop jones, is a very hip guy with an awesome mustache and cool ray bans. Collin Valenti has good taste in music, and is probably the funniest person in existence.
by hhggdhb November 19, 2011
the syndrome in which an unmarried individual falls in love with an engaged individual, and the engaged with the unmarried, but does nothing until the engaged individual is married. usually leaves both parties in a depressed state.
Bill: What's wrong with you?
Ryan: I'm suffering from Chris Valenti syndrome. This girl I like was engaged and got married, but I'm in love with her and she is in love with me. Guess it's too late now.
Ryan: I'm suffering from Chris Valenti syndrome. This girl I like was engaged and got married, but I'm in love with her and she is in love with me. Guess it's too late now.
by happyending November 23, 2007
by khuav;uhefuv April 12, 2019
An Italian who enjoys riding on the back of a Vespa while wrapping his arms around a burly man with chest hair.
Also enjoys performing sex acts on a fresh baked baguette.
Also enjoys performing sex acts on a fresh baked baguette.
by Professional Researcher July 3, 2023