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valdemar 

An exotic man with a sexy accent who plays guitar and video games and can whisper sweet nothings into your ear in your language or his. Also a gamer, so totally laid back and fun. Does rage when computers are stupid (but who doesn't?).
Also another name for a manzana.
You see that man over there? He's a total Valdemar.
valdemar by JadeLady March 6, 2014

valdemiro 

Valdemiro is a sweet guy. He's very shy at first. A quiet guy but when he warms up to you its endless fun and adventures. He is an amazing person and youd be lucky to be his friend or girlfriend.
hi valdemiro
valdemiro by Yatusabesss September 6, 2021

Valdimar 

it is an legendary icelandic name, it means the one who has won many battles, Pussy magnet, Winner and lots more
If only i was like Valdimar then i could beat that guy and fuck that chick!
Valdimar by þubjostekkiviðþessu January 25, 2011
A chain of department stores started in the eighth Harry Potter book by the evil Lord Voldemort under a pseudonym. Specialises in cursed Muggle artefacts.
(SPOILER ALERT:) voldemort's ghost returns as a sheep and opens up a chain of stores- 'voldemart', attempting to take over the world via consumerism.

Dark witch A: i'm having some people i don't like over for tea next week. where did you get those biting tea cups?
Dark witch B: Voldemart. You want to go shopping later? I have to stock up on cursed opal necklaces.
Voldemart by SeveraVanPoe May 1, 2009

wilmer valderrama 

He used to be cool on That 70's show when he didn't try to be all gangster and shit. Now he's just some fuckin' poser who hosts a funny show called 'Yo momma'. In the end, he gives the winner $1,000, pretty fuckin' lame if you ask me. $1,000 for potential future beefs with other mu'fuckers around the winner's hood doesn't justify that shit. Dude, you're rich, What the fuck man?

Watch the episode of Ashton Kutcher's "Punk'd" where they punk Wilmer and you'll see how much of a pussy he is.
"Where the Hell did Wilmer Valderrama get the idea he was a fuckin' thug ass nigga? Get in where you fit in dude and go back to doing COOL shows.
wilmer valderrama by Raw Doggy April 4, 2010

Valdemart 

Slang for Wal-mart. Sounds like the evil villain from Harry Potter -- Voldemort.
I'm going shopping at Valdemart.
Valdemart by M. Brian June 11, 2006