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Drinks consumed the night of February 14th (and morning of February 15th) to overcoming the crushing loneliness.
"Sarah saw her ex out on Valentine's Day, and the blacked out after a six-hour valcohol bender."
by cunning linguist 80 February 18, 2013
 
1.
Coined by Lantis, this term refers to a period of exceptionally intense inebriation which causes the blatant abandomnent of managerial responsibility.
The Valcohol caused me to be an hour early for work, even though we're already exceptionally short-handed. Good thing Chen got to be able to get his play on.
by Stucky August 23, 2007