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1.
Coined by Lantis, this term refers to a period of exceptionally intense inebriation which causes the blatant abandomnent of managerial responsibility.
The Valcohol caused me to be an hour early for work, even though we're already exceptionally short-handed. Good thing Chen got to be able to get his play on.
by Stucky August 23, 2007
 
2.
Drinks consumed the night of February 14th (and morning of February 15th) to overcoming the crushing loneliness.
"Sarah saw her ex out on Valentine's Day, and the blacked out after a six-hour valcohol bender."
by cunning linguist 80 February 18, 2013