by bannaqwerty(sal) February 12, 2008
SoCal/surfer term meaning lame, heinous, harsh or shitty. A reference to outsider surfers from San Fernando Valley, which to them, is the source of all things sucky. Valley dwellers are typically hated by LA beach locals hated for invading the locals' beaches, sealing waves, posing, and flaunting their parents money.
Surfer dude: Hey, babe! Lookin' tasty today. Wanna meet me under the pier and ride my short board?
Surfer chick: Asshole! Not if you were the last wave in Santa Monica!
Surfer dude: Whoa! That was val!
Surfer chick: Asshole! Not if you were the last wave in Santa Monica!
Surfer dude: Whoa! That was val!
by Tenacious Faulker April 16, 2009
A 9x39 subsonic Assault rifle made by a drunk soviet dude in his basement. It is based on the VSS Vintorez, another gun made by a drunk soviet dude in his basement. Like many other soviet guns.
by Veteran Bandit November 17, 2020
vals are always, funny, smart, talented, well rounded, and really pretty.
theyre some of the best and coolest people you'll ever meet
theyre some of the best and coolest people you'll ever meet
by Freaky Phyllis November 21, 2018
The world consists of good and evil; ying and yang.
The world and life itself, is good.
To even out all this goodness, there has to be an equal evil.
Thus Val was created.
Some say the balance between good and evil is uneven,
citing that val is much to much compared to the good side.
The world and life itself, is good.
To even out all this goodness, there has to be an equal evil.
Thus Val was created.
Some say the balance between good and evil is uneven,
citing that val is much to much compared to the good side.
by elchristobale May 17, 2006