Val is usually short for Valarie, Val is a short chubby psychopath if you come across a Val steer clear you do not want to get involved with her. Val may seem nice and cute at first but the more you get to know her the more you will realize how crazy she really is.
"who was that girl who went bat shit crazy last night?"

"i dont know probably Val"
by Oof0129 June 4, 2019
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A slur one calls a bottom
Stop begging for milfs to spit in your mouth, you sound like such a Val.”

We get it, you’re a Val.”

“Silence, Val.”
by themilfcouncil April 8, 2021
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The coolest, handsomest, smartest, the funniest, and the strongest thing around. Like, damn bro, where'd u get those MUSCLES?
Val is amazing.
by uhnn..~<3 April 2, 2019
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An independent person who can do anything they put their mind to, they have a lot of determination and don't quit until their goal is accomplished. If you ever run into a val you'll be extremely lucky to have them in your life and most likely want to keep them around for as long as possible. they're going to a funny, smart, kind, loving, energetic, hard-working, and dependable person for you so make sure you don't miss your chance with them if you find one.
"Woah look him and val are holding hands"
"lucky bastard"
by That_one_lover September 12, 2021
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Often a greedy penny-pinching jew.
Stop being like val and get out of the fountain.
by NotUkrianianCheekiBreeki April 6, 2019
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A kick ass assault rifle with a built in suppressor and a sexy 900 rpm.
by Cooper the Cantaloupe February 6, 2017
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